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The Deep Scan reads your YouTube channel across six signals, with the receipts. What's working, what's leaking, and the one fix that moves the needle first.
No account · no call booked · drop your channel, get your read in minutes.
Most creators are one honest read away from their next 10,000 subscribers. Start with the free Quick Scan, you'll know your worry-areas before you spend a cent.
Drop your channel link, tell us where it hurts, and get your free Quick Scan, worry-areas flagged, right there in the chat.
The full Deep Scan, all six signals, read from your videos, with receipts.
Stay with your coach as you need, to keep growing and developing your channel.
A Deep Scan finds the one thing holding the channel back. Fix it, and the same channel, same creator, same camera, stops stalling and starts to climb.
Your strategist, on the €399
The Quick Scan costs nothing and tells you if there's a problem worth fixing. Everything above it is priced to be an easy yes.
ALMA reads six signals from your public channel, and two of them come from actually watching your videos: your hook and your retention, read from the footage itself. That's the part no metadata tool can touch.
Can a stranger say who this channel is for, and what it promises, in five seconds?
Do your title, thumbnail and first 30 seconds earn the click and the stay?
Where does attention peak, and where does it leak? Read from your real retention curve.
Your rhythm and momentum, and how the audience actually talks back.
How you get found, and whether the wins repeat or die as one-offs.
What's capping the money, and the risk quietly hanging over your channel.
Somebody once stayed up all night writing a memo about doing this with fewer clients and a lot more heart, and got laughed out of the building for it. We built the whole company on that memo. A Deep Scan isn't a score that forgets you the second it loads; it's the start of a relationship. We'd rather go deep with a handful of creators and actually help them grow than fire off a thousand automated reports. Fewer clients. Less money. More attention. Turns out that's the good part.
Reads every scan herself
Those two meanings are the whole job. We help Creators focus on being creative, while we expose them to opportunities, help them plan for the future, and grow. And we make sure every transaction is truthful, transparent, and has a soul animating it.
Most "advice" is pointed at selling you something. The Creator gets commoditized, a thing to be sold off, where the numbers matter more than the truth of the work. Not here. We'll help you grow and be prosperous, always keeping your uniqueness and authenticity intact.
Two of the six signals mean we actually watch your content, your first 30 seconds and your real retention peaks, not just scrape your stats. No metadata tool does that. And every signal comes with the receipt from your own videos.
No. The read is systematic, but every paid Deep Scan is checked by a person before it's sent. You're not paying for a generated wall of text.
Never. Everything is read from your public channel. No login, no analytics access, no permissions.
Because it's a memorable number and we have a sense of humour. Also because a real read on your channel shouldn't cost what an agency charges. If it helps, it was cheap.
Yes. YouTube, Instagram and TikTok are all live, the same six signals, read for Reels and short-form, not just long video.
Then we tell you that and you keep your €67. We'd rather earn your trust than upsell you.
